dar cu masa ce-ai avut?

va invit la o cafea

ghici, ciuperca, ce-i

inca mai exista ciuperci.... prin bucuresti... imi amintesc cum ne incalzeam talpile si fundul iarna , in pauzele de joaca...
puaaahhh... scriu asta la jemii de grade, la 4 juma' eiem!!! cred ca mi s-a incins prea mult tartacuta si continutul acesteia

ecomouse

de cand m-am facut vegetarian , mi-am facut o multime de prieteni...

w.c.- ologie

sa nu uiti sa dai clik...

sintetizator de voce

adica ...Text-To-Speech
o cheama carmen
daca folosesti si diacriticele are si ea munca mai usoara

sweet...

Jewlarious

The Chinese men are leaving Bloom's kosher delicatessen and one says to the other: "You know, the problem with Jewish food, is that two days later, you're hungry again."
***
Isaac was sitting at a table in his favorite kosher restaurant when he called over his waiter.

"Yes?" asked the busy waiter.

"Are you sure you're the waiter I ordered from?" asked Isaac.

"Yes, why do you ask?" replied the waiter.

"Because I was expecting a much older man by now," replied Isaac.
***
Jacob and Rivka have been married for over 65 years. When they are asked if, in all these years, they have ever contemplated divorce, they respond, "Heavens no. Murder, yes. But divorce, never."

megacorporativ

Raport gonfidential!!!

e veche, dar tot ma stric de ras de fiecare data cand o citesc

Zaludam cu rezbect, jefu'.

Aderizat la Romania cu bomba la valiza ascuns bine; dragut fara problem control aerobort, fiindca mai gasit un bagaj pierdut pe drum.
Pastrat dolar american blestemat, pentru construit aigea bomba noua; dat jumadate la daxi, jumatate furat tigan din buzunar.
Indilnit frate Ahmed, patron magazin, ajudat la mine.
Discutat cu el la cafenea plan bomba, consumat egler proaspat, intoxicat zalmonel, noi ajuns spital, doctor roman durut la cur.

Jefu', gu bomba praf antrax nu putut facut la Romania, deci ingergat plan bomba cu bum-bum!...
Mutat apartament frate Ahmed, adus mult frumos aminde tara mia, fara apa la robinet.
Urmarit emiziuni explozia camion azotat, facut frica la mine.
Astia romani are tupeu nu gluma! Trebuie recrutati, jefu!
Bomba cu azotat mare efect aveam!...
Inderesat pilotat avion pentru lovit gladire la roman; vazut delevizor aparat zbor MIG prabusit singur in ogorul taranului, plus roman stricat singur gladire, adormit beat, tigara aprinsa, murit zoagra, facut chef mare la ei....
Draga jefu', gineva furat la mine gas pastrat bentru bus la bomba, iar azeara, gind iesit cumparat baglava, exblodat budelie la parter. Aicia la Romania, mult cretin!
Zberiat, zguibat la zin, cacat pe mine de frica! Jefu, ma indorg agaza!
Asta romani nu are nevoie de terorism, face singur treaba noastra!!!

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