The Chinese men are leaving Bloom's kosher delicatessen and one says to the other: "You know, the problem with Jewish food, is that two days later, you're hungry again."
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Isaac was sitting at a table in his favorite kosher restaurant when he called over his waiter.
"Yes?" asked the busy waiter.
"Are you sure you're the waiter I ordered from?" asked Isaac.
"Yes, why do you ask?" replied the waiter.
"Because I was expecting a much older man by now," replied Isaac.
***
Jacob and Rivka have been married for over 65 years. When they are asked if, in all these years, they have ever contemplated divorce, they respond, "Heavens no. Murder, yes. But divorce, never."
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